he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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