Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish you could order shots online.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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