You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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