trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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