after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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