Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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