Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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