Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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