...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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