haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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