If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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