Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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