I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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