I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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