I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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