I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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