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  he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel

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  (309): he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel http://tfl.nu/08pr
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  Submitted by Problywasme on Apr 22, 12 at 10:11am

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  Beating pregnant teens...aaah the good 'ol days!

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    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Apr 22, 12 at 7:20pm

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    Back in my day it only took a well timed shove down the stairs.

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  Submitted by 72badgirl on Apr 22, 12 at 10:04am

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  Screwing drunk people is a waste of time anyway. Men are sloppy and women go a little numb.

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 2:08pm

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  or you could beat teen pregnancy with one piece(its the name of the treasure..) of steel called a coat hanger

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    Submitted by blingostarr on Apr 22, 12 at 4:05pm

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    fucking no

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 4:06pm

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      lmao

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    Submitted by reeln on Apr 23, 12 at 10:23am

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    you read my mind

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  Submitted by lauralouwho on Apr 24, 12 at 9:46am

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  Had he actually made it ONTO the loft, then you would've owed it all to Whiskey Dick.

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