we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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