Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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