Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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