you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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