He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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