I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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