just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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