Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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