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  • 88 48
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 19, 12 at 1:40pm

    Alternate plan: fuck people you want to wake up next to the next morning. It's a lot better. I promise.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 19, 12 at 1:48pm

    They were probably thinking the same thing after seeing you

  • 35 29
    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 20, 12 at 2:35pm

    if you are next to them instead of underneath or on top of them, then you should just roll all the way over and leave in the middle of the night. duh!

  • 35 48
    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Apr 19, 12 at 1:58pm

    Rule number one buddy.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by junie519 on Apr 19, 12 at 11:36pm

    Yeh totally never let them stay especially someday one won't leave n a few years later you'll be all,.. Wtf, this guy really??

  • 27 37
    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 19, 12 at 9:55pm

    wander central park at night you'll never have to worry about that