That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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