idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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