you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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