this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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