I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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