Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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