Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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