mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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