didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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