This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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