I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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