So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she peed on how many people?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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