foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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