I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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