dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
the liver wants what the liver wants
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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