Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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