I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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