You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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