also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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