you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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