I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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