..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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