So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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