Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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